I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily

like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”

and they all have shots of tequila in them

who wants to be my business partner


let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”


*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up